Ensign Chekov, Pavel Andreievich, sir.
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Images © Moritz Aust
A selection of photographs of Aust Moritz, a young man of only 16 years old German photographer! In line with Kyle Thompson, Moritz Aust leads us into a surreal world in hazy and dreamlike atmosphere. A new example of this new generation of photographers very early …
Fantastic
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∟ PadaKinks → [11/?] Arms/Chest [aka “The Top Half”]
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When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
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i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
charlie brown
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me arriving
same
did it hurt when u fell from heaven
Yes because I belly flopped
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so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
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- england: someone go call america for me.
- france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--
- canada: hold up i got this
- canada: aHEM.
- france:
- england:
- canada: WHAT TEAM??
- [stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]
- america: [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]
- america: WILDCATS
